Poem time!

I recently found this poem on the website "IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught", courtesy to them, and would like to share this with you. Its about a former yankee super star.

First base Wilson Betemit
Never ever-ever gonna get a hit.
Pitcher never even have to sweat a bit.
Not with Wilson Betemit.

Second base Wilson Betemit.
Squats like old man take a s h i t.
Swings like girl with a fake-a-t i t.
No good Wilson Betemit.

Shortstop Wilson Betemit.
Called strike three he throw a fit.
On the bench he should-a-sit.
Be gone Wilson Betemit.

Third base Wilson Betemit.
Plays like do not give a whit.
Someday soon he ought-a-quit.
Sick of Wilson Betemit.